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Greetings my brethren. It occurs to me that demonic forces are
constantly attacking this holiest of web sites. Why, may you ask,
does God allow this to happen to his children? I'll tell you
why.......LIBERALISM, plain and simple. God is turning his back on
those who choose to ignore his laws. I was out behind the old goat
barn on my property yesterday, when God commanded me to take
action against the left wing leadership ruining our cyberchurch.
He commanded me to take all means necessary.....to hold back
nothing at my disposal. Therefore, in the coming weeks I will
expose the leadership of this Church for the limp-wristed,
knee-jerk, homophilic, Marxists that they are. Be warned my
friends, NOBODY IS SAFE!!!!!
It is also my divine duty to restore the good name of Dr. Jack Van
Impe. On my recent sabbatical I discussed the Van Impe program
with many Christians, young and old. One young man, who's name
escapes me ( 24 handicapper, wicked slice...nice soft hands around
the green though) told me how Van Impe's videos had saved his
life. Praise God, I told him just before knocking down a 20 footer
for bird on the 16th. This put me back to even par for a very
challenging back nine. However God was not entirely pleased as I
then proceeded to bogey 17 after a beautiful drive......shameful.
You see my children, God sees all. Weather in golf or life he is
not shy about pointing out our shortcomings. He is never happy
about one individual slandering another. With his help I WILL
EXPOSE THE TRUTH. Not a small task for a simple farmer with 30
acres of sorghum, a trout pond and a small herd of Chilean lamas.
In Him,
Pastor Kip
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