The Unauthorized Biography of the Artist and
Notorious Media Personality of Jamie Stull
(This is in no way affiliated with Mr.
Stull, this is merely a biography, and the opinions and comments below
are not intended to besmirch, denigrate or impugn the character of Mr.
Stull, the newly famous and renowned artist and commentator from the
Niagara region of Canada. Jamie Stull did personally authorize the use
of his brilliant art work, and did sit down and allow us to interview
him and record his comments. We are in no way trying to insult, or
disgrace the artist, we are just trying to give the reader a view inside
the mind and heart of an extremely talented artisan)
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| Artist Jamie Stull is a hard person the track down, but I
was able corner him for a few minutes in a sudden, and at times very
awkward interview on June 30, 2006. I was completely prepared for an in
depth discussion of all things Stull, however Mr. Stull was clearly
"frazzled" and partly unaware of our interview. So his answers
were at times unimpressive, yet I was compelled to stay in his presence
as long as he would entertain me and my straight forward questioning. To
be completely honest, the artist and personality Jamie Stull, was not
very forthcoming with detailed information, So I am going to sum up the
details of the artist that I was able to confirm, then give the reader a
smattering of quotes from Mr. Stull. The quotes may seem random, but it
will show you why Jamie Stull has taken the art world by surprise in the
Spring of 2006. The Stullian era is now upon us, much like a winter that
refuses to melt. We are proud to have an exclusive interview with such a
talented artist, painter and personality.
Jamie Stull - facts and details
- born sometime between 1975 and 1980.
- believe to have been born in Canada, we are unable to confirm it
because Jamie Stull only grunted when asked and reached for
his Starbucks latte.
- University of Waterloo, we believe he attended and graduated from
Waterloo, possibly in the Engineering area, at time of publication,
the University became surly when contacted by this reporter (I left
an angry voice mail message with the Alumi office, so it could be my
fault that they did not return my calls)
- currently he lives in the Niagara region of Canada
- he paints, thinks and creates brilliant art
- he currently has his art for sale in carefully selected art
galleries in Toronto
- likes Starbucks
- not known to have ever been arrested (he almost ended the
interview when I asked about this)
Here is Jamie Stull, artist and notorious personality arriving and
attempting to leave our interview.
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| The picture on the right is when he
realized that I was about to interview him, very shortly after
the picture was taken, he attempted to flee. On the left Jamie
Stull is enjoying his latte all too much. Just a note for the
viewers, for some reason Mr. Stull arrived in some sort of
peasant frock, he later explained he was only traveling from his
bed and to his washroom when he stumbled into our interview. It
did not make any sense to this reporter, but I am not an expert
in fine art. |
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| At this point the latte is starting to kick in and
Jamie Stull is becoming more charming and introspective. |
The above painting by Jamie Stull is not named,
there is something on the left side of the painting that Jamie
Stull refused to let us photograph. Shorting after snapping this
picture Mr. Stull ran from the room .looking for something to
club me with. Luckily his handlers pleaded with him to return
and only if I cropped the picture and hide the crucial aspect of
this great work of modern art. |
Quotes from Jamie Stull - modern artist
and deep thinker.
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I DO NOT PLAN
ON SAYING ANYTHING WACKY, IT JUST COMES OUT THAT WAY
YOU MEAN
NOW.... NO
I HOPE THIS
TIME HE IS STANDING UNDER THE SOLID FUEL BOOSTER
DID YOU CLEAN
UP HIS DROOL PUDDLE
DID YOU HEAR
STAR JONES GOT KICKED OFF THE VIEW, SHE LOST A LOT OF WEIGHT
THOUGH
THERE IS ONLY
ONE "O" (REFERENCE TO OPRAH)
I HOPE HE
CATCHES THE BOUQUET
AAHHH,
EXPERIMENTAL CHEMICALS
SHE WANTS YOU
TO BRING HOME MEAT
DOES HE HAVE A
SPEEDO ON?
IT WOULD BE
FUNNY IF HE WORE IT ON THE OUTSIDE, LIKE SUPERMAN
IT ACTUALLY HAS
A RANDOM TIME DELAY TO MAKE IT CRASH
UNLESS I AM
TAKEN BY CHAUFFEUR, I PREFER NOT TO WALK ANYWHERE
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| note: the
interview was a disaster, the only way I could salvage the
interview was to provide various quotes from Mr. Stull to give
you an insight into the great mind of the fine art creator. This
is all true, and everything written above was uttered by Mr.
Stull on the morning of June 30th 2006 at an undisclosed
location in Canada. |
Here is the more of the art work that Jamie Stull decided to let us
reproduce here, do not copy, it is the property of Mr. Stull or those
that are lucky enough to purchase Mr. Stull's art.
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