Jack Van Impe
What the hell is Van Impe talking about? This
week I wasted 15 minutes of valuable television viewing time on Van Impe's
goofy show. Now I love bad television... in fact I may be obsessed with
bad television but Van Impe is an idiot. This week he declared that this
is the last generation. Let me repeat.....this is the last generation.
What is he basing this on. Well he figures that the most current war in
Palestine is a sure sign that Jesus is about to return and the rapture is
upon us. As usual he spout bible verses in his normal machine gun fashion.
The fast talking bonehead points to the current war news and starts
yapping John this .... Ezekiel that .... Jeremiah here..... Romans there.
He spouts the bible verses so quickly that no human could possible check
his references without the use of a VCR. Now I guess Jack Van Impe
knows that his most devout followers are incapable of operating VCR
because of their lack of intelligence and free thoughts. It is clear that
the only thing a devout Van Impe follower is capable of is sending him and
Rexella money.
Anyways, let me get to Jack Van Impe and his obsession of the end times.
Here is a note to Jack....
There has never been peace in Palestine and never will
be.
So stop with all the doom and gloom. He goes on and on about
the Russians and the Chinese attacking the middle east. Think about
this... why the hell would the Russians or the Chinese want to attack that
religious hell hole. If anyone is going to invade the middle east it will
be to seize oilfields. Everyone knows that Palestine does not have
oil.
Jack Van Impe is an idiot... pure and
simple.
Did Rexella get a face
lift? Would Jesus approve of cosmetic surgery? Who is this Chuck Ohm guy?
I wonder what kind of luxury car the Van Impe's drive? Would Jesus drive a
luxury car? Would Jesus accept credit cards?
These and many more questions to be answered when I feel like it.
How did Jack Van Impe get involved in our church
scandal? Click Below Church
Scandal and the Jack Van Impe connection.
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