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Nominations for Eternal Damnation
with
Pastor Bob
Hello my Christian brothers and sisters. As a public
service I will list those who in my opinion will not enjoy a peaceful
afterlife. Those on the list have made special attempts to ensure eternal
damnation. It is important to realize that this is merely the opinion of
an ever so humble mortal being.......me, Pastor Bob. For if you find
yourself on this list do not take offence, do not seek legal counsel, do
not take my or the Lords name in vain. For this un-holy list is just
opinion. So if you are on this list, idolize someone on this list, please
look deep inside your self and ask for Gods mercy, not mine. So here are
the nominations for eternal damnation.
Hall of Shame
| Nominee |
Why? |
| Adolph Hitler |
Go to www.google.com
and type in "Holocaust". |
| Osama bin Laden |
Hoping he is already in hell. |
| Mark Chapman |
Killed my favorite Beatle. |
| "Unknown" |
Whoever is responsible for canceling the
TV show WKRP in Cincinnati. |
*read disclaimer
Current Nominees
| John (bin) Walker |
Why would you leave the USA to live in a cave with
that bunch of murderers? Satan! |
| Mike Tyson |
Part cannibal, part street thug. Sinful combination.
Enjoy your money now my son. |
| Stockwell Day |
Refusing to quit his job for vain reasons and
dragging a fine, mostly Christian Canadian political party into
the toilet. |
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If you have a nomination for our consideration
please tell us. A person of any religion can identify sin and
possible eternal damnation and report it here.
Make a Nomination for
Eternal Damnation Here...........
damnation@churchofjesus.ca
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