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Jan 31, 2002 |
You need another dimension added to
your church. intelligence gathering and security. the CIA of the
lord. To root out potential ETERNAL DAMNATION candidates and
groom them...I mean save them from being on histories top 25, I
really am a bastard list. Please Let Me Form A Militant Wing!
I'll be nice. right wing, left wing, chicken wing you make the call, you
conduit of the great server in the sky.
I will humbly await your Tribunals
decision.
Yours Eternally,
Brother Arm ( as in the long
arm of the Lord )
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Jan 31, 2002 |
Bite me you scurvy dogs!! I have been
peacefully worshiping a tree in my backyard for years and never
once has Jesus and his mangled hands and feet appeared to me.
Not even just to say hi. I am confident that my faith in my
tree will get me through hard times. "The tree"
is a manifestation of God on Earth, whereas Jesus is simply
another manufactured spiritual entity created to keep the masses
inline and keep a few fat and happy gay men employed for the last
two thousand years!!
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| This may be blasphemous
but I will let God decide..... prayer for his soul. |
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| Ann Coulter |
Date Posted: 19:50:33 02/01/02 Fri |
Subject: Jesus stopped your evil hyperlink from working!
In reply to: www.churchofjesus.ca 's message |
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Feb 1 2002 |
John 9:17-10:9
I came into this world to divide it,
to make the sightless see and the seeing blind.
Alright now, did Johnny get up
on the wrong side of the pallet or what? But
the Big Guy replies; If you
were blind there would be no sin in that.
`But we see,' you say,
and your sin remains.
OK fine.
Big Mac fries to go!
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